MRCE SCORES |
Buy Out Option | Rent
Option |
Extending
Critiea that may pertain to your score. |
Be sure to see if you have circumstances listed
in the matrix the scores that could change your percentage. |
See ya later gator |
Ahhh...you might not have your own limo but when I am not using it feel free to wash it...cause your my friend.:-) |
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Score of
100% That's crazy...I hope I know your name. |
$ 417,234.65 and a letter to the IRS on your behalf |
$236,000.67 BUT A KEY TO MATT MANOR |
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Score of
91-99% Great job! We've prolly held each others hair away from the toilet. |
$332,785.01 your cashing out? Here it is then...in nickles. |
$121,000.56 and a place at the table |
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Score of 81-90% Good effort...although you prolly laughed at me in my inflated crown. |
$201,000.78 in 7 payments over a 1 week period given at the hour you foresacked me. ;-) |
$98,000.45 and a job at MattCorp. |
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Score of 51-80% Medium-hot pink center |
$90,788 |
$20,000.65 and a New Toyota Camry |
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Score of 20-50% I bet we don't have each other's number...mine is 581-WAVE. |
$900.00 |
$300.00 and a used 95 Toyota Corrolla |
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Score of 7-19% Gosh...I bet I don't send you Xmas greetings. :-) |
$50.00 redeemable at Kroger |
$10.00 donated in your name to Feed the Children |
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Score of 0-6% There is no way |
$1.36 almost half a combo meal at Rally's! |
A troubled look
from my Asst.'s, Asst. |
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Clause 1A EXBFS |
Obviously I liked ya, and still
care for each of ya so added 7% to your score |
Did you ever deny to someone that
we dated? EEEE....subtract 40% and get some bake bone. |
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Clause 2A Family |
Was your Xmas gift worth more than
twenty dollars from me? Wait I dont give Xmas gifts to family...ahh...increase
your score by 10 and we'll call it even. Thanks for the eggplant socks with
Kmart tags still on them last year! |
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Clause 3A Roommates |
Did I kick you out? - 9% Did you move on your own? + 4% Have you done both (more than one) then add 16% . lol |
Have you ever slept with one of
my roommates? Yikes add please register your name so I know to avoid
bodily fluids...you know what happens here? Subtract 3% and don't admitt
that again. |
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